“If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say” is a line I’ve used with almost every employer I’ve ever had.

If only there were some sort of regulatory body, perhaps a government of some sort, in place to draft and enforce rules for the safety of all drivers. If only.

The jail cell musical number is tops

Yohoho

I’d love for it to be leaked someday so we can judge for ourselves. There have been some real stinkers in the DC lineup so I have trouble imagining how anything could be so catastrophically bad that they couldn’t cut the footage into something worth releasing, even if only to bury it in HBO Max’s recommendation…

I think it’s very GOAT and fire that, of all the available platforms, today’s teens have chosen the one that forces them to come up with clever code words for “naughty” subjects as though mommy and daddy are watching. Although I’m sure my generation would have also been quick to make adults feel shitty about not…

What is the point of making these handsets out of “premium” materials if we’re all just putting them in a plastic case?

So why would any creator put any effort whatsoever into making content for WB from here on out? Just slap something together and milk as many paychecks for the crew as you can. Chances are, nobody will see it anyway. Right?

If only there was some way to take away the funding for these cartels.

Games have been $60 for a looong time. I wish they’d have raised prices years ago instead of nickel and diming us with DLC. I’m happy to pay $100 per game if it gets me the entire game and doesn’t nag me to spend more money down the line.

Now they’re mostly just pointing out that that “the site still works, doesn’t it?” on everybody else’s posts as though the fact that twitterdotcom isn’t responding 404 quite yet is some kind of gotcha

Every single person I’ve ever lived with since leaving my parent’s house has been completely ignorant of the “it’s going to be obnoxiously crowded on Sunday” effect. To the point that I’ve had to put my foot down and tell people “I’ll go and pick up anything you’d like after work on a weekday but I will not go with…

I’ll add Darknet Diaries. Deep dives and interviews into hacks and heists and interviews with the people involved. I’ll even recommend starting with Episode 6: The Beirut Bank Job, where the very entertaining guest talks about being hired to test the security of a Lebanese bank and accidentally breaks in to the wrong…

There is no price too high for the chance to stop paying taxi/Uber/Lyft drivers altogether.

“Working to Rule” is a protest action and typically involves a greater level of effort and focus than simply doing your job as described.

So, so many of us didn’t want him in the first place. He was near the bottom of polls during the primary until he “miraculously” became the frontrunner. We didn’t all fall in love with him then.

The only auto stop/start rental I drove was relatively smooth but without the engine running, there was no AC. In Texas. In July.

Batman Returns is my favorite Batman movie from any director.

The deciding factor on the last car I bought versus a slightly newer version of the same model for about the same price was that mine had 100% tactile controls. It meant settling for my least favorite color of car but, it also means I can operate literally everything by touch alone.

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