And she reminds me of a cat who’s lady who’s halfway through a cat transformation but fucked up and got drunk along the way.

“The value of vagina is only good from 18 to 29" - The late great Patrice O’neal. (So good on ya Kate, keep finessing that young dick!)

Hundreds of years of incest.

Hundreds of years of incest.

Meanwhile in Japan, captain Maya Yoshida also went over to the stands at halftime and tried to plead with the fans to make sure they remove the caps from their plastic bottles and throw them away in the light blue trash bags, and not the black ones.

According to multiple sources, Yi Jianlian has been spotted working vigorously on his acting skills and rehearsing lines with his long-time practice partner/acting coach in the hopes of snagging a supporting role along James in Space Jam 2.

How is that racist? Sounds like a great compliment to give!

I was born and raised in Kobe (mom is Japanese, dad is from Seattle) and I remember in 1995, the year the Great Hanshin earthquake DESTROYED my hometown. That same year, Ichiro led the Orix BlueWave to the league pennant, and won it all the following year, and it gave the city so much hope and joy. He was a god-like…

Hot take: Mister Baseball is a top 3 baseball movie.

I think the Padres are actually the front-runners to sign Ohtani. They already have a working agreement with the Nippon Ham Fighters, guys like Hideo Nomo, Takashi Saito and his old trainer from Japan all works for them, they’re a West Coast team that can afford to let him hit and pitch, etc. I’m a Mariners fan and I…

NHK is a fucking scam though. I had a creep from NHK show up at my door late one night telling me I had to sign a contract that pays them a monthly fee. Fuckin’ crooks.

+1 space blanket

Fuck you you car wash cunt!

Finally, Floyd isn’t the biggest pussy in his house anymore.

Meanwhile, Stephon Mar... Wait, am I doing this right?

Live. Breathe. (Black &) Blue.

To which Louis replied, “Suck a bag of dicks.”

“Jason who?” - Lamar Odom

Meanwhile, Rick Salomon would give anything to spend one more night in Paris.