@alpinetrout: It's the same thing radio stations do when they say "97.1 Commercial Free Radio" [which I consider a commercial for the radio station I obviously know about because i'm listening to it]. Who knows. I'm sure it's some subliminal messaging thing to make us feel like they're our friend and we'll never leave…

@Kowl Slaw: If you made your own character i'd be able to tell you weren't the computer.

@Nathan Obbards: So everything's a moon rock unless it's from our special planet?

My dad told me about these things. #quackiecdplayer

@phoomp: From a military perspective, it doesn't really work that way..

@Formerlythegreatestdriver: I'm thinking it's been around the block a few times. I doubt there's any tread left on the tires, but it still works. Oh.. I just noticed the girls..

@wingbatwu: Don't use logic. Gizmodo readers don't like that kind of thinking. Just say this is an amazing gadget and talk about how it could power your apple products, and you'll be accepted.

This is worthless. Why doesn't it have phone/text/music/camera capabilities. And why are we still using shitty screens? Just like calculators. Why dont graphic calculators use colored screens? Fuck. I had a chinese rip off gameboy as a kid with a colored screen that looks better than this.

@jojo13jojo233: Yeah but the one on the right has speed holes. That's more professional.

This is horrible. People do not understand that the Robots get cold too. They're going to be all alone and forced to work? We need to save the robots! Fuck Darfur. WTF will those people ever do with their lives anyway? Nothing. Save the Robots!