Chart not large enough to accommodate Land Rover. If they added Land Rover, everyone else would a tiny dot on the EXTREME far right of the chart, and Land Rover would be a giant thick line on the extreme far left.

Wait is Europe not a country? I meant the country of Middle East then.

Too bad about the fax machine incident, or else Henry would go pick one up right now.

FYI. This is the best group of comments ever on one of my columns.

Toyota likes its own comments on Facebook.

No, and trust me, neither can my former bosses.

“is no longer a large-bandwidth conduit for money to flow to defense contractors”

Not contradicting any of these other guys, but. What you said.

Would you call the BMW M4 GTS wheels retro? I know what I’ll call them– “perfect.”

As I share one with my dad and it is my current “commuter” I completely agree. Slow, definitely. Rough ride, nailed it. But its sooo damn cool! Plus I really like its simplicity.

You sound like Clarkson defending Jaguars, Astons, and, well, these.

I had a Defender when I lived in the UK back in the ‘90s. I bought it new, but it was already squeaking and rattling.

Shhh. Patience. The Alabama Glue Horse is a long con, Doug.

I’ve named him Eldridge. I name them all. For instance I would name you Herbert.

OUTCOME THREE: Write a letter to a well- semi- sometimes-respected blogger. Outline your concerns. Elicit sympathy. Get him to paint your tragic picture with his word-brush. Let him share it with his focused audience. Step one is complete.

I asked my bank account. This was it’s reply.

“Feels like you’re always stuck in 2nd gear!”

Id be leaving skidmarks too

*Looks up Road on Netflix*

Ahem, let’s not forget our Irish brothers who paid the ultimate price in order to live out their dreams... of independence from British tyranny.

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