You are technically correct, sir, which, as we all know, is the best kind of correct.

The land cruiser is a great suggestion, especially if you add some personal touches to it, even just nice all terrain tires in stock size; it says I drive this old car because it is cool, I like it, and I can, not that I have to.

Yeah but what if - and stay with me now - instead of that people decided to not be morons?

Good thing Samir wasn’t driving, he doesn’t pay attention to the calls.

Hold my beer.

Fucking amateurs.

Yes.

Laughs bitterly at the Americans complaining again about paying half nothing for their fuel.

I came expecting to see a pic with a room full of white guys, looked at that pic and got excited that there were so many women and persons of color. Then I made the mistake of reading what the criticism was actually about and promptly remembered why I hate humans of the internetz.

It is?

Sufficient VW Pickup for the majority of buyers:

1) Joey Barton has always been, and always will be a douche.

2) Placing a prop bet on himself for getting the first yellow in the match is easy money. He’s a fool for betting on his own matches but not making the obvious bet.

Kid. You got lucky. Do yourself a favour and don’t waste your money on a depreciating asset like a new car. You want old my friend. You want old, cheap to fix, and head-turning. You want something that will appreciate. You want...

Just buy a damn Golf R man.

2013 or 2014 Jaguar XF, CPO or CarMax with warranty. Those are just around $30K with the supercharged V6, AWD, relatively low miles, plenty of performance, and classy as hell.

Lol Ballaban

PG: “Whatcha doin’, Raph?”