As I share one with my dad and it is my current “commuter” I completely agree. Slow, definitely. Rough ride, nailed it. But its sooo damn cool! Plus I really like its simplicity.

You sound like Clarkson defending Jaguars, Astons, and, well, these.

I had a Defender when I lived in the UK back in the ‘90s. I bought it new, but it was already squeaking and rattling.

Shhh. Patience. The Alabama Glue Horse is a long con, Doug.

I’ve named him Eldridge. I name them all. For instance I would name you Herbert.

OUTCOME THREE: Write a letter to a well- semi- sometimes-respected blogger. Outline your concerns. Elicit sympathy. Get him to paint your tragic picture with his word-brush. Let him share it with his focused audience. Step one is complete.

I asked my bank account. This was it’s reply.

“Feels like you’re always stuck in 2nd gear!”

Id be leaving skidmarks too

*Looks up Road on Netflix*

Ahem, let’s not forget our Irish brothers who paid the ultimate price in order to live out their dreams... of independence from British tyranny.

Bless this post.

Two possibilities:
1. The new ones are different.
2. Hollywood is lying to us.
I cannot possibly believe it’s #2.

I still maintain that this is Lamborghini’s best work in decades.

Those stormtroopers would be right at home. For the Emperor.

So F1 is just like FIFA and the IOC?

“How many canon DC universe is there?”

Nose to tail, buddy. Nose to tail.

Love the Doug articles. As always they are excellent and endlessly amusing.

Are you worried about depreciation on an exotic brit machine of death? 20,000 miles on a car that is designed for someone’s clean polished garage floor is like 200,000 miles on a camry.. amiright?