What I’m saying is it is the worst car I’ve ever driven in the snow, yeah. My original statement was pretty clear.

As someone who drove a "hook" (tow trucks are still called this despite tow trucks not having used hooks since the 70's) the tow truck was fine, as the jeep The rear tires are just cradled and then the cradles are lifted- the vehicle just sits on top. You aren't going to damage those cradles. And he drove off in the…

I recently wrapped up extensive diagnostic testing for rheumatoid conditions and all kinds of stuff, only to be told that I have fibromyalgia, a severe vitamin D deficiency, and I've suffered from depression and anxiety as a result of my pain and lack of sleep from said pain for nearly 10 years.

The medications that I…

I don't even think they need that much money. The test would be something simple like "Does this box of Taco Bell Doritos Tacos Locos look appetizing to you?"

Here it probably means spike it into the turf or something. In the U.K., do nothing with it for 90 minutes.

Edit: I blew the joke. See below.

I am a quick typist. It is the year 2015, and many skilled people spend hours a day on a computator.

If you don't mind, Doug, I would like to share some work-arounds and pro tips learned from years of Mini ownership.

Now you can take the coveted role as "That Asshole on YouTube with the Hummer"!

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I'm disappointed, Doug. You didn't test what I really wanted to know:

There are two points I would bring up in response to this criticism.

If it's not DNLA, I couldn't care less.

*Vag-etarian

Right, which is why it was an awesome buy in 2009, but in 2015, when a new optioned one is six figures, one wonders why you can't just get a BMW M car or Mercedes AMG for the same money and have way more in terms of creature comfort and practicality, and only sacrifice a few tenths of a second from 0-60.

Not the best outcome if you're a vegetarian.

You hate us for our freedom. Or something. /s

Please let us freely import cars at our own risk! I will gladly pay the taxes, and I will gladly pay to get it altered to meet US lighting standards. I know the cost of importing an taxes will make any such purchase silly, but damnit it's my money. Just stop giving me a bullshit reason for why I can't freely…

I've still yet to see anything that tops this gem of stupidity: