Our highways aren’t designed generally to the standard the autobahn is.

How tall are you? I’m nearly 6'3" and my knees are pretty much in the back of the seat without them reclining. I’m okay with them reclining a little but there’s a point where they have to stop. If you recline all the way back, my confrontational attitude is going to come knocking.

I second this with every power in my being

Local Authority Dick Move: Washington, DC’s WMATA (metro) system shutting down 2 of the 3 lines that serve the Virginia suburbs for the entire Summer of 2019 because they were completely negligent in performing track/station maintenance for decades.

Pedestrian safety laws in Europe are paying off.

Next time tuck it under the windshield wiper... takes them longer to find it, and the results speak for themselves!

In NYC we know that button’s not connected to anything.

Do you know who produced Hidden Valley Ranch? Clorox.

Oh come on, this is garbage... How did the guy with the

I was on my way to school after work.

And after they let you in, don’t fuck around!

Blocking the box.

Since “Keep Right Unless Passing” is going to be hammered, I’ve got an add on to that for freeways in dense metro areas. Get up to speed quickly when getting on the freeway to merge and get out of the right lane if you’re not planning to exit soon.

Prior to braking for the turn, if you want to be extra polite.

Yield when entering a rotary (roundabout).

I can confirm: wool seats are much quieter than leather when you fart.

Look motherfucker, I’d be a better driver too if I had Tim Horton’s coffee and Timbits fueling my commute.

A friend of mine bought a VW Diesel Golf. Turns out the sellers lied about the emissions or something big time. Super sketchy scenario. Whatevs. Sellers took it back.

What a poor choice of venue for sounding your trumpet.