She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.

I hope you had an onion on your belt.

This is great. pepping dvr for some of my fav's now.

Jonah Hill's agent told him to feel sorry, so…

Happened to Paula Deen for something she said 30 years ago.

YES!

Richman shouldn't have to apologize. People need to get a backbone and quit being thin skinned. Richman's fault is he was baited by trolls and shouldn't have responded.
I also think Jonah Hill shouldn't have apologized and neither should Gary Oldman.

What? You didn't like 5th Element? I'm revoking your multipass.

She was waiting for the key master to insert his "key."

I agree with you. I thought it was the funniest thing back in the day.
The "He slimed me" line was so friggin funny, um not anymore.

Well, since they are remaking Point Break, there should be much discussion on the topic moving forward.

Blade Runner 2: The Quickening.

Aren't the gheys against muslims too? If not, why aren't they all dining at the Beverly Hills Hotel? I hear the restaurants are empty now.

don't forget Jason Lee and Joey Lauren Adams as the Wonder Twins.

There should be some cool lens flare off of that ghey robot c3po.

Degrassi is Sweet Valley High with more gay themes worked in.

Cheddar fondue? So classless.

It's called Fondue bourguignonne. There is also a broth fondue, which is not so metal.

The Hobbit: Why Didn't the Eagles Just Fly Us To The Mountain?

Smaug is pronounced Smog, like audition and taught.
Of course it could be pronounced SmOWg, like Audi.
Ah crap.