True story: growing up as a tot in a rural setting, I was regularly running away from turkey vultures who would swoop at me while I was playing in the backyard. Which was TERRIFYING because they are large, greasy birds and I was just a wee thing. One day, as the vultures were hopping around me, my father comes out…

Just came here to say that I developed the worst case of chub-rub after having walked down to Wreck Beach, taken one look at the leering men waving their penises about (in my experience, it’s a nude beach frequented by older gentlemen), and hiked my way back up.

Wasn’t that the plot of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them?

Is anybody else seeing Mac from It’s Always Sunny when he gained weight because “fat is funny”? Because that’s all I’m seeing with the Cyr-ullet.

I can’t take Advil or Tylenol because of the medication I’m on to treat my rare form of colitis - but I always feel like such a Goop-esque doucheknocker when I say, “oh, I’m sorry - I can’t take OTC medications”. I’m not a dick! I’ve got angry bowellllllls!

I think you had a case of the Get Outs!

Just what we need - another celebrity in office. Especially one that seems pretty stubborn in her white feminism.

Right? Tim Curry has my heart. And a lot of my childhood nightmares.

He is truly a treasure in the miniseries. If we were so hellbent on putting a clown into office, it should have been Tim Curry, not Orange Bozo.

Gerald’s Game stands out in my mind as one of the most eeries stories I’ve read (and I’ve read almost the entire Stephen King canon). There’s one minute when I literally did a double-take and had to re-read a page because I was so shocked and horrified by the introduction of a new, ghoulish character (I’m being…

Oh my gosh, I absolutely LOVE this song. But Tovah Feldshuh’s crazy-eyed dancing (see 0:55-0:58 and again at 1:04-1:06) really distracts from La LuPone. In a kind of amazing way, actually.

THIS. The movie was so nuanced and truly terrifying, while also having genuine moments of hilarity - Lil Rel Howery stole every scene he was in. It is a must watch.

My friend—who recently came out as pansexual with a serious craving for the D—has been on a bit of a boy bender over the past few months. We had a seriously passive aggressive chat about it while watching Stranger Things. I was like, “Nancy should really be careful with this guy because, you know” and he was like,…

I expect SEVERAL Benny Hill-esque chase scenes in those tunnels. And at least one g-g-g-g-ghost!

Depp was bottling his urine before it was cool! Now if only Trump could get his baby hands on all that liquid gold...

“Beer and Tunneling in Los Angeles” by Johnny C. Depp. I feel like he’s channeling a bit of Bloated Benicio’s Dr. Gonzo, too.

I ship Courtney’s eyebrows. But I am team India 4eva.

Are fishnets a thing? I saw Pammy’s gorgeous cat-eye sunnies, her remarkably demure dress, and as I kept scrolling... BLAM-O. A pair of stockings with built-in runs. I always figured fishnets were the sartorial equivalent of a spiderweb. Thoughts?

Woof, SALMA. We don’t need another Stacey Dash on our hands. You’re letting the side down.