Okay, grandpa. Lol. This isn’t 1999, you don’t need to star in a sitcom to be famous. He sells out every stand up show he does, he has a huge comedy podcast, he appears on every other giant comedy podcast. He’s famous among young people, not elderly guys who can’t find their clicker. 

Don’t call it anything other then a Tweet.   Its a Tweet on Twitter.  I have it on good authority every time someone calls it Twitter, Elon cries a single tear, so we much continue to do it

Oh my god, we can’t even escape you types on other websites! I lurk on some wrestling boards and the use of the term “midget” to refer to anyone under 8' and 5000 lbs of roided out fury is just bananas.

All Cowboys from Hell Go to Heaven

On behalf of everyone here, let me thank you for sharing that gripping tale of sarcastic confusion and smug rejection of something mildly out of sync with your expectations. The fact that many people profess to enjoy a thing only serves to underline the heroism inherent in your casual apathy towards it. Bravo.

You clicked on a show centered on the spoken word and got distracted by how it looked? That’s not Mulaney’s fault.

This is a bad take, and you should feel bad.

Loved this movie as a kid. A writer somewhere suggested it as a prequel to Fight Club, which is a pretty interesting thing itself.

I think she was going for this feel (also from an all-star game in LA) but because she’s not Marvin f’ing Gaye it didn’t work. They should have just played this on the jumbo-tron. Unique as shit, powerful and sexy cause he couldn’t help it.

Goliath: Not always a measure of horniness, but Goliath had many children.
Benaiah, Jashobeam, Shamgar, Abishai, Eleazar, Adino: Not enough information.
Uriah the Hittite: Least horny. First husband of Bathsheba, cuckolded by King David. After Bathsheba became pregnant, King David unsuccessfully tried to talk Uriah into…

You mean, since last week?

The Venn diagram of people who do this and people who tip poorly is a perfect circle.

When I was a waitress it only bothered me if you wanted extra pacts of sugar and 10 lemons to make lemonade. I hate those people.

What songs make T.Rex and Madness one hit wonders? I’m guessing maybe stateside they are less well known.

I have no idea how anyone could describe T Rex, FNM, Franz Ferdinand or Madness as OHWs. Perhaps just in your part of the world?

Cool.

Are you a Scientologist, a sex pest, or both?

You seem fun

I’m afraid I’ll have to see this now. Afraid because I grew up in a trailer park in Florida, with a single mom who tried to give my brother and me an idyllic childhood, even if we did get our clothes from Goodwill and had to act like we didn’t care that we had the special meal tickets at school that the poor kids got.…

He’s back, in pog form.

That’s not unintentional, minus the fact that there’s no scene like that in the film.