Just whisper in my ear that everything is going to be ok. Even if it’s a lie.

Please don’t let Deadspin burn. This is a fix I need throughout the workday.

But they’re so smooth.

The lack of Loggins is palpable.

I distinctly remember a friend in highshool putting a huge scratch on his trans-am trying to Dukes of Hazzard slide across the hood.

Now that’s a game that needs a remaster. Spent a lot of time playing Generals at lan parties.

I don’t think it will take that long.

Young children also play MTG. 

I don’t remember his codpiece being that large in Saturn Bomberman

Pikakira!

Depends on how many chrome tabs you keep open.

I still patiently await a new wrestling game with the N64 AKI engine. It will probably never happen.

The amateur headgear doesn’t protect against brain injury, it stops cuts and headbutts. It also carries the major downside of making your head a much larger target.

“My parents didn’t care about me enough so I can’t possibly comprehend any parents giving a shit.”

Now granted they won’t have the speedy load times of an SSD, but 8TB drives on amazon are $140. Games can get larger, it’ll be alright as long as storage keeps getting cheaper.

Too many F’s.

Do you also camp out in the left lane making faster traffic pass you on the right?

I had a new Sentra as loaner car about a year ago. It was like stepping into a 90's Ford Escort.

My bad.

Not a big fan of women, huh?