This headline alienates people over 40? Maybe it’s because I still have a few years of my 30's left, but what am I missing? Is an explanation of stents offensive to Generation X?

We get it, you hate him. Find something constructive to rant about.

It’s why you read it daily.

I’m sure he means Jersey City.

The wood really should be on the exterior.

Eli is selfish for a whole lot of reasons, but not wanting to play in San Diego is usually just called common sense.

I feel much the same about him. Eli won big games and also derped around a whole bunch. But there’s a value in knowing more or less exactly what you can expect in your QB every week, even if it’s going to be incredibly average. I genuinely enjoyed rooting for him.

Just in case it doesn’t make it out of the greys, I’ll post it here:

Surely this will get me out of the greys.

Doesn’t get any better than Brady vs. Darnold Siemian Falk on a Monday night!

Hmm, I was weary of “looking closer”.

Does the woman with a bag over her head also have a vape tucked between her breasts?

Obviously not, he’ll already be long dead. Our children’s children living in the sun-ravaged wastes will definitely be trying to kill them though.

He looks like a cooler Jeff Hostetler.

So this has to launch at $649.99, right?

But it would double the weight of the fuel!

Rogue came out in 1980. You must be ancient.

Anyone betting their fantasy season on Jacoby Brissett?

Better to have candidates who are too afraid to yell at their own side if they are fucking things up? Nah. And I’m struggling to think of anything Sanders has done strictly to piss people off, what incidents are you referring to?

Weird. When I went to middle school (late 90's) administrators would make us turn our shirts inside out if there was anything they deemed offensive on it.