I’ve never actually played apex legends, but a free game is a free game. If they want to try to fleece people caught in their gaming net, they are free to do so and the rest of us are free to shun it. It’s shameful but so is the lottery.

Which is the most accurate thing he said.

It's actually kind of awesome to go back through your old Minecraft builds with new shaders and textures. Ray tracing is just another extension of that. (This assumes you've ever played and enjoyed the game at all)

I heard that.

Great, now I have to go dig that stupid black jersey out of my closet.

I’ve made it most of the season without checking the standings or watching game highlights (of which I just would assume there were none). Now you’ve got me looking through highlights of the streak. Soon I’ll be up tuning into some games and will get invested just enough for it to hurt when they lose their last 15 in…

If I went back in time and told little 10 year old me that Punch-Out could be beaten in 15 minutes (or blindfolded!) I would have believed the time travel bit and called bullshit on the Punch-Out records.

Armada was a very good Dreamcast exclusive. It’s also one of the few DC games that’s near impossible to run on an emulator which is a huge bummer.

This is absolutely a product for the end of the bell-curve. The weight of a mouse really doesn’t make a difference (beyond personal preference) until you’re at the highest levels of competition. Buying an expensive putter won’t make me play like Tiger Woods.

Calling something “milquetoast bullshit” is not the same as calling something “offensive”.

Was his hair greater with or without frosted tips?

This is the best Deadspin renaming since “All Takes Matter”.

I’m surprised LaunchBox isn’t more popular. It’s been the best solution I’ve used to unite my emulators, dos games, and steam games.

The “Garfield and Friends” theme song gets stuck in my head at least once a month.

As a child I had Terminator and Rambo action figures. They fought with my ninja turtles.

It must be tough to remain so naive.

lol, I’ve got tickets to see them in July.

Your assessment of SEGA is about 20 years old. They have been doing really well financially since the Sammy buy-in.

Right, it’s actually the cheapest 2016 on autotrader, which makes it even sadder somehow.