At what point, as a developer, do you stare at your hands and whisper, “what have I done?”

12. Getting hit by a multi-windowed, single cabin, off-track train.

There is no reason not to install Windows 3.1 and dick around in paint just because you can.

You can also just run dosbox and a usb floppy drive.

Yeah, he’s sitting right next to Mike Ditka who just ate his cigar.

I was at the Giants game last Sunday. Every time Eli took a sack I closed my eyes and calmed myself with the mantra, “At least I’m not in Buffalo”.

Always appreciate a quick chemistry joke.

I was not prepared for the mustard and ketchup sparkle buddies at the end of the clip.

Wait, is it seriously normal not to look? If someone if stabbing me I sure as hell want to make sure they are doing it right. I can’t imagine not looking.

I still visit Fark.com at some point during most work days. Also totally missing Slashdot.

Uh Yes, that’s exactly what I mean.

Brown is Beautiful

Just the opposite. I played BlackOps 1 and 2 solely for the multiplayer. It’s a satisfying, polished experience. A palate cleanser for the weary CounterStrike player. The 3rd was terrible because the devs wanted to make a titanfall game instead.

It’s better this way.

Will my coworkers think I’m weird? Don’t care. That Skeletor is going on my desk.

It’s on a long list of words that most people left in their highschool gym locker.

What do you not like about that air intake?

Those fuckers are on the Palisades too. 

Kid was an asshole who pulled a lot of shit (like the Katsuta fight). I still had to watch every one of his fights because of how good he was. He’ll be missed.

Is this how tough guys talk these days? Sad!