Yep. A good stiff cry is what I needed this morning.

50 bucks says the Bills start Peterman again before the season is over. Any takers?

They make a damn decent reuben.

Who’s Tom Brady?

How so?

I wanna say we’re too old. From the looks of it the average Jake Paul fan is under 15.

The Magnum is such a beautiful design. Shame it’s a Dodge.

Working at a chain hardware store in my younger days, I threw a circular razor blade at a pallet of soda bottles. Somehow it hit one directly enough that the bottle popped and shot the blade back at my head. Gave me about an inch an a half gash right above my forehead. 4 staples to close it. To this day I’m super…

You can feed firefighters and still be a douche. You can end world hunger and still be a douche. A douche isn’t necessarily a bad person.

There is no one to root for in this fight. The only winning outcome is double KO.

She’s talking about the sound effects he makes with his mouth.

Glad you’re back and getting healthy, Mike.  We’ve missed your wit. 

Simpler times.

This is depressing. I think I’ll break out my fucking black Mets jersey tonight and bury it in the side yard.

It’s too early to stand up and shout “I NEED THIS” at work, but I did anyway.

And Jake the Snake lives on.

There is also the excellent Heroine’s Quest (which is free on steam) if anyone is itching to play a really good Quest for Glory style game.

Garfield is fat. Charlie Brown will never kick that football.

Which broken laws are you referring to?