This is an actual fucking Wikipedia page, leather.

Right, but the exaggeration has to make sense. Like saying “I’ve told you a million times”. Yours was the opposite of exaggeration. Sorry man, we all make mistakes. Merry Christmas.

That’s not how hyperbole works.

You lucky dog.

I’ll admit I am not up on retail consumer protection laws outside of the US. Retailers allow exchange for the same item if the physical media is damaged. Consumer protection isn’t really our schtick.

This is software though. You can’t return software to a physical retailer after it’s been opened. Or maybe Babbage’s was fucking with me..

Bang your Head!

Ah, but even you miss the fact that Verizon Note 7s are still alive and well. See, not everyone can know everything.

Looks like the French nuke test at Mururoa atoll all photoshopped up.

The data exists. Whether someone made a nice graph of it yet is another story.

It really is shameless.

I was referring to non politicians.

They were definitely engineers on the project. I’d get a little misty eyed if a rocket I worked on successfully fired its second stage and landed back on Earth. It’s a huge achievement.

Somehow, I think even conservatives are going to be pissed if you fuck with their internet. This will have to be a loud fight.

Ted Cruz yelling in Spanish is now my phone ringtone.

I had a roommate who was adamant that “God bless you” be said after every sneeze followed by a “Thank you”. We didn’t stay roommates for very long.

Out of state tuition to UConn is over 35k. Room and board puts it over 50K. Being stripped of a scholarship might as well be expulsion in most cases.

Here’s how to solve the steam/origin conundrum. Throw all your games into something like Launchbox and have them nicely sorted in one front-end gui.

Good god, man. The entire office is looking at me.