Luckily, the internet exists.

Sunscreen... pffft.

These competitions happened at my junior high lunch table every day. It was 20 years ago, but I bet I could still beat this kid.

He’s just preparing for the proletarian revolution, obviously.

My neighbor had a large trampoline (and an in-ground pool, and go carts, and everything else I was jealous of). One day he shattered his shin on the rim of that trampoline and I felt a little bit better about not having one. But only a little.

He’s a douche too, but not quite as Canadian.

Worse, he’s Canadian.

Did you really expect better of David fucking Brooks? I hope not.

He’s lucky he actually hit him in the jaw/neck and not anywhere on the skull.

Synth geeks are a special breed.

Tornado of Souls - Megadeth.

He seems like the type of DM that would make your character draw from the Deck of Many Things. Those DMs are assholes.

Yeah, totally shouldn’t be though. I (in my early 30's) feel like a completely different species from my high school aged cousins.

Oh go cry into your stars and stripes tissues. This country has all sorts of fucked up bits. People pointing those problems out are not the problem.

I find CS:GO to be among the least toxic online games I play. I used to run into far more trolls on CS a decade ago than I ever do playing on modern steam servers.

Dude, no one is saying Juan is the next Willie Mays. He just made a similar looking catch.

Goddamn man, millennials invented the rickroll. They gotta get their shit together.

Peak pretension has been reached.

Whoa.