Well, they reported tarballs showing up on shore within days of the leak starting. Given the process by which these tarballs form, they would take a minimum of 6 months to form and travel the distance required, and more likely have not actually made it to shore from that well yet.

Nope.

Actually, what I am is a saturation certified master diver with training and experience is capping oil wells and doing environmental clean up in the areas that these propaganda pieces say are affected.

As I said earlier, I was having a Nic fit. I'd been having them periodically since I gave up smoking a year and a half before this incident. For those unfamiliar with the symptoms of nicotine withdrawal, let me list some of them.

Ok, so let me get this straight... All the stories of oil washing up on beaches from this and oils suspended in the water were complete B.S.

I have come here to Chew Bubble Gum and Kick Ass.... And I can't get the game to load with the Chew Bubble Gum Mod.

Ok, sorry about the delay. I'm busy as heck at work. I've decided to tell my tale in episodic format, it's really too long to read all at once, and I'll try to get a new post on it out tomorrow.

Ok, so we have reached the magic number.

Ok, figure a lotus would cost about $40,000

I was gong to take the fifth, on this one, but I'm not sure if this qualifies as evil, and really, the Mounties, Homeland Security, the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, and the State department are all aware of what happened that night and have just told me never to do it again.

Ya know, admitting your past sins feels like I'm trying to explain how I used to beat up women, but not any more.I never beat up women, in fact I was physically abused by my ex-wife, but it's got that kind of uncomfortable feeling to it.

Well, it's been years. Like 12 since I had to stretch anything.

I'm a professional geek. Networking, sound systems, etc.

avoid claiming to be an astronaut

I like knopfler, don't get me wrong, but I gotta go with Johnny Cash. He's got the gravitas to complete that group.

I used to pad my resume.

Or, in a disaster situation, we could ship containers full of supplies in and then use them to house survivors.

ok, let me get this straight...

One of the other replies has a detailed breakdown of the state laws.

Muah-Ha-Ha!!!