Ya know, admitting your past sins feels like I'm trying to explain how I used to beat up women, but not any more.I never beat up women, in fact I was physically abused by my ex-wife, but it's got that kind of uncomfortable feeling to it.

Well, it's been years. Like 12 since I had to stretch anything.

I'm a professional geek. Networking, sound systems, etc.

avoid claiming to be an astronaut

I used to pad my resume.

One of the other replies has a detailed breakdown of the state laws.

Muah-Ha-Ha!!!

I kinda figured there was a way. Nmap is pretty powerful, but I'm only used to a few parts of it.

It's fun. Really, about half the Times I've been called on to pick a lock for someone a shove it tool was all I needed.

BRDM-2?

Smoke grenade launchers, I think.

Ok, I'm not a lawyer, and apparently the stuff I carry on a regular basis could be considered to be of criminal intent in states where I've been and for that matter used them, but those laws don't make a whole lot of sense.

Ya still need NMAP, that's for sure. But I gotta admit, I use Zenmap, I'm just not leet nuff to spend all day at a command line if I can use a mouse.

Yeah, it's not helped by movie and TV shows.

I was just teaching this stuff to my Boss yesterday. He always gets a look on his face like the world just got scarier whenever I show him security stuff.

Upgrade to Kali, it rocks.

Good Luck with that.

Unless you are gay, then it is illegal for anyone to refuse you service, even if you were just trolling.

The thing about machine guns is they are a lot like nice motorcycles. They are so expensive that you kinda have to have your shit together to own them.

I can't be the only person who has always wanted one of these for rush hour traffic.