Alternate method: man up and buy a Windows phone.

And a bad "bad" mechanic breaks your windows and urinates on your seats.

Start with this...

Jim Glickenhaus' Ferrari P4/5, obviously.

hehe, I had to.

I can't even switch them completely off in my car, day or night. Either, Full On, Parking Lamps, or the third option, Full On. What is this I don't even?