“Transylvanias what dress like women”

LOL. This is perfect.

Holy shit, did you ever hit the nail on the head with this one. Except that they like Jews now.

“I’ve threatened to lynch every sitting American President this decade so, please, stop trying to make this about race.”

“ Im not racist! I threaten to lynch all kinds of people! Asians, Mexicans, Jews, Muslims, non-white atheists, Catholics, Gays, Lesbians, those Transylvanias what dress like women, and sometimes regular women if they don’t appreciate me for my winnin’ personality. See?! All kinds of people!”

“I am an equal-opportunity lyncher.”

I don’t like Martin’s writing. However, my understanding from fellow show fans who do read the books is that they are inconclusive on this.

Two episodes left, I’m braced for the cliffhanger. You should see the couch cushion fort I’ve built.

I think I would be upset if most of my exes got engaged (I’m on okay terms with like two of them), but not because I love them deeply or anything. It would be because I find them to be entirely loathsome individuals and I want them to be alone and preferably miserable forever.
I am not as nice as I pretend to be.

Seriously. I loudly said “eewww” at that one.

To his credit, rather than post that in 20,000 tweets like some people would he tweeted a link to a blog post.

The funniest thing, to me, about all of this is how much the very way it wasn’t working between the two as actors is exactly what makes the Susan story work so well. She starts as an interesting but clearly fleeting character (as an NBC production person, then as a temporary lesbian), works her way into the story, and…

“Congratulations. I’m sorry that for some reason you decided not to invite me, despite us spending so many good times together. Sad face.”

my ex - who has the same first name as my husband

I would guess poorly. You dated her for 18 years and didn’t get married, but are now engaged to someone you’ve been dating for 7 months. :/

Or unless he’s secretly big on monogamous relationships and doesn’t put out until after there’s been a date. But I don’t think there’s much chance that that’s true.

That was epic. I’m almost speechless, like BrianLA said this guy should go into celebrity speech apology writing. Not that I hold that Jason did something really awfully wrong, just he is damn good at expressing himself in writing and trying to be a stand up dude.

Every time I think of something from Seinfeld, I fall into the rabbit hole of, “Oh and that’s the same episode where yada yadda yadda happens, and so-and-so is doing this,” and then I realize it’s been fifteen minutes, and I have been giggling by myself in my office the whole time.

Damn. He should start a business writing celebrity apologies, that was amazing.

to his credit, George Jason Alexander posted this on twitter