was it Rich Cronin? He’s dead :/

edit: just saw you wrote that. Which other one with Bambi eyes? The 14 year old version of me is disgustingly curious

I’ll add to that: I think Pick Up Artists are this generation’s “Nice Guys”. The same insecurities and awkwardness, the same curiosities and frustrations but amped up a degree or three. And I say this as a recovering Nice Guy.

I think that pretty much sums it up. Kinda makes you feel bad for these guys...kinda.

Just act like it’s a new thing you’ve found out about and say it turns you on. Then you’ll be fineeee.

I mean...maybe. But I feel like you could accomplish that just as effectively without the underlying narrative that men have to act like dicks to manipulate women into sleeping with them. Like, maybe a Hitch-style script would be better for this purpose. And really, pretty much any guide to succeeding with potential…

I don’t really encounter pick up artists all that much, but I do remember reading some guy’s strategy for getting a woman’s number on a metro platform. As I was reading it, I thought “This is really how all men should approach women”. It was very neutral, asking about the book she was reading or something to start a…

The “removed” is different generations.

No matter how hard I try, I can’t see D. Could you walk me through it? Are the cold and unseeing eyes on the head?

Yo, that JungleJuice sustained our student neighborhood. Also probably got us almost killed. Kombucha is still worse.

I suppose the jungle juice I consumed in college by the gallon was also illegal. At least it did not taste like sweaty testicles like kombucha it was only the pungent taste of regret and poor life choices.

This could be the first dick pic in the history of Jezebel’s comments to not only survive but apparently be met with approval. I can’t imagine there’s been another.

It’s disgusting is what it is. If I was dying of thirst in the desert and the only thing to drink was kombucha, I would drink my own urine instead. But if I was dying of thirst in the desert and the only things to drink were kombucha and yerba mate, and I couldn’t pee, I would drink the kombucha.

It’s not like anyone called kombucha good, at least.

“While this hippie drink contained only a tiny amount of alcohol (less than 1%), it was still enough to give suits good reason to make the bust.”

I think it’s like one of those 3D posters. I don’t see it but in the interest of politeness I won’t stand back to look. I’m sure it is memorable.

That’s a riot. Because seriously, a real dick looks any better? (just kidding, big fan of the D)

“I’ll reach up and grab your waste and pull you into my face.”

“I know I’m not the most handsome guy, but I bet I’d look a lot better with your pussy juice all over my face.”

Every single conversation I’ve had with Fighting Polish in the comment threads of Jezebel.

Dear god, I read that as “fisting” not “fishing”, and I was a little traumatized for you.
Still sounds pretty bad though.