It’s pronounced FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL.

the universe has a sense of humor, and it is HILARIOUS.

This hole thing is terrible.

Faal? Faal? her Last name is Faal. IT'S TOO PERFECT.

“Also, the family respectfully asks that you do not vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016. R.I.P. Grandaddy.”

Well, I’m not excited about voting for Hillary, but I do enjoy denying people their dying wishes, so I guess there’s an upside.

So, his family can only vote for Hillary over his dead body?

Fine, but I draw the line at the soul patch.

Well this just opens up a whole new world of obituary possibilities.

I think the best way to answer the question is “Of course! People should elect the candidate who has the best skills to lead the country, no matter what their gender.”

I’m going to take a short detour into devil’s advocacy for a second, but just to be absolutely clear: I think Rand Paul’s politics are wholly repugnant, and he absolutely shit the bed here in about every way possible. I actually have contact embarrassment at how badly he handled that. But looking at the question from…

Why am I not surprised Domino’s has an assistant anger???

Yeah, I thought of a lot of things I should have said... but only after the fact. I think I was shocked by how rude she was about it. I've had people try before and I just had to tell them it was the tip jar and then they would leave it be, but she was just nasty about it.

Something very similar happened to a childhood friend of mine minus the witness protection program. The husband was with the other woman while my friend was at work and then one day my friend searched for her husband in Facebook and found him “in a relationship” with another woman. His family knew and they never told…

what!?!?! I have so much to Google right now....

Once I was in one of those “It’s 6 am, I need my drug” fogs and I saw a cup next to the register. My bill was 10 cents over the nearest dollar, so I pulled it out of the what I thought was a Need-a-Penny tray. I found the dime and handed over my cash to a very shocked cashier. I grab my coffee and get in my car trying…

As usual, Cersei is great, but Margaery is better

The cynic in me wonders if that’s really their motivation; a lot of people don’t like homeless people in “their” parks.

Ma’am, if you want to pray, go to church .