Maybe it’s like a tree, and it’s been growing constantly his whole life.
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I just sent this to several friends thank you
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE! You made us look at Dick’s dick. Too far dude, too fucking far!
Sorry to burst your bubble, but that’s just where he keeps the extra gun he uses in case he needs to shoot a friend in the face while outside in the nature.
I think that bulge qualifies as a “known unknown”.
Fuck me, you dirty, dirty disgusting human.
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“Ms. Rubino and I have a private and personal relationship...”
Well, I guess that explains why the aliens have never visited us. They’re otherwise occupied.
I don’t know how I missed this important coupling but NOW I KNOW. Probably going to dive deep into a YouTube rabbit hole on this subject later.
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They’re seriously cute together. If not occasionally bonkers.
You should have said no and told her the wand chose you - that’s why it didn’t obey her.
sometimes (a lot of times) I get angry that Kaitlin Olson and Glenn Howerton have never been nominated for Emmys.
It wouldn’t, you know, smell like a person.
Sartorially I've circled back to my 15 year old self - Converse, cutoffs, teeshirts. I still listen to pretty decent rock music, I'm still single, I still think drinking wine is super cool... WELP so much for personal growth.
Thanks for subtly reminding me how much I don’t get laid Jezebel.
“heated silicone and eyes that move on a face that doesn’t?”
15 year old me would be stoked my barely A cup boobs are now DDs. Like, totally stoked.
It is ok now. I had to go all around the neighborhood shops, like say, dry cleaaner’s, going “Hi, did I drop anything off here? Cause I was in a coma and forgot”, and people don’t think you literally mean coma and just laugh.
That’s interesting. I “lost” time during my massive depression, in the sense that I really just don’t remember much about those years. They’re all sort of muddy.