I know that nobody cares about my stupid lady boner, but Tig Notaro is so hot.

Why did they ask Taylor Swift to write about Ina Garten?

Andrew Jackson was directly responsible for the forcible removal of thousands of Native Americans from their native lands to inhospitable and, in some cases, nearly uninhabitable reservations, including, most famously, the infamous Cherokee Trail of Tears. He also implemented, upon election, the “spoils system”,…

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One out of my vagina and one ripped out of my guts after I was sliced open while awake. This will never stop blowing my mind.

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of butts. I don’t have kids and I don’t want kids and I don’t really like kids but I do my best to nod along supportively when people talk about their kids or show me pictures or whatever because that is basic human courtesy and also I guess it’s really nice that people love their kids? It’s…

My favorite is when my friends with kids who are older complain about a friend who has a kid just entering kindergarten, and they get huffy about the standard “She’s off to school for the first time!” post.

I agree so much about the lack of recognition Parks gets for the often radical and feminist activism she engaged in. Unfortunately, the image cultivated to make her a likable symbol for change has really defanged and diminished her legacy... Ok, maybe Parks can have the $100 in my all-women fantasy. But only because…

I take issue with putting Rosa Parks on the shortlist over Sojourner Truth, but whatever. That there’s any real momentum, and that they’re focusing on women of color, is nice to see.

Of course its traumatic for some, although everyone internalizes it differently. What I mean is that having women talk about their experiences makes it more real and takes it out of the shadows. Which is so important. Treating it as shameful is very counter-productive and this PSA is doing a great job in that regard.

I’m so sick of police apologists responding to police shootings by talking about how most cops are just regular people with a tough job. Because yes, that is true, but it’s becoming abundantly clear that most of the ones who end up at the center of something like this are fucking monsters.

Wait... He's only concerned about disclosing his own sexuality? His history with his Girlfriend's father ISNT the issue? Or is my reading comprehension terrible? I'm confused.

Tale as old as time.

"by Vivian James"

Hmmmm....do I...avoid Fox Sports for being the kind of place that employs Clay Travis and publishes shit like “How To Land A Husband At The Masters”? Or do I swear allegiance to Fox Sports for being the kind of place that employs Katie Nolan and tears down shit like “How To Land A Husband At The Masters”?

As the mother of 4 sons, I would be all over this shit if he was my kid.

This is a thing I can do?! Because I’ve twice had cab drivers yell at me and threaten to stop the car because I was kissing another woman. You’d think with all my student debt, I’d learn to capitalize on my litigious opportunities.

Before heading to an informal eighth grade dance, my friend and I went to a local coffee shop to hang out beforehand. When the shop closed, we stood outside and waited for my older brother to pick us up. It was the dead of winter so we stood on top of a heated grate on the sidewalk next to an Italian restaurant. My…

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