Apparently it's from 2007 so not as old as goatxe or lemon party, but still from a time when every forum had the reddit mindset

It’s from the early bad days of the Internet. I think it can be found if you search “shake that bear”, but I couldn't in good conscience recommend doing that

You’re going to be ok. Good on you for putting yourself out there and bad on him for not even responding.

I had an ex girlfriend who was obsessed with Magic Mike and Channing Tatum, so I learned the Channing Tatum dance and performed it for her except I went full frontal. I can still hear her laughter.

The answer to your question is that people are dumb I think

Holy fucking shit. I’ve seen a lot of things on the internert. I’ve seen a chubby thirteen year old sing “everything I do, I do it for you” and then ask his crush out via YouTube video. I've seen a couple kill a bear and then have sex on it. I've seen that family singing summer time is great. I've seen things to…

I assumed you were venting your hatred of gingers in a weird way

Um, I don’t want to get to graphic; but balls pull in towards the body when a guy is getting excited. If sexual arousal is making him sit that way it’s probably because he’s trying to subtly get his erection under his belt or into a pocket where he can hide it. I just wrote the proceeding couple of sentences about an…

It’s not like he’s sitting next to someone on a bus/metro seat/couch. Spreading out is fine when you aren't inconveniencing other people.

I have a theory that Hollywood actors are shorter than average because Tom Cruise was so bankable for 20 years

Yeah I always speculate abou the height of Hollywood actors because they are always so obviously lying. If Mattrew Mcconaughey is really six feet, how come he’s always eye level with his love interests? If Mel Gibson is really 5’10” he is built impossibly broad at the hips. If Jon Snow is 5’8”, how come the red haired…

Terrence Howard has a small dick? Ahahahahahaha wait until I tell the fellas

Maybe a lot of people are lying about their height so we can never know? One thing I like to do is tell people I’m six feet tall when I am actually 6’3” just because it fills a lot of guys who claim to be 5’10” or 5’11” with dread. I'm not a good person

“I consider myself an artist who enjoys a good con, or perhaps a con who dabbles in art, but no, not a con-artist.” - From the opening of Rachel Dolezal’s best sellin autobiography “Invisible (White Wo)Man”

What is this salty discharge coming from my eyes?

I sincerely hope that all the people who starred it also got the joke. I'm worried that a bunch of white supremacists think I'm speaking for them

I post a lot online.

I'm seeing her July 13th and plan on screaming for the old hits the entire time. She has to do some of them. Right?

The fact that he's checking out teenage girls and then acting like its their fault is line textbook male privilege in the worst way. I'm sorry that happened and sorry that it happens still

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