Fuck that's horrible

Truth. I'm 32 and slouched for years because of height and now my neck and shoulders ache all the time

Yeah, I know. It was an attempt at satire. White people suck

Grown ups have created an awful world and then wonder why everyone turns out so messed up

Yeah, straightedge was definitely on the way out by the time I came along. I think even Ian MacKaye was no longer in board. That said, there were definitely some brilliant people involved in the scene, they just didn't want to hang out with me. This trip down memory lane has made me so grateful that my youth is behind…

Can’t you see what I’m trying to say, adultosaur? I love you.

Fun fact: according to 2 Samuel 21:19, a guy named Elhanan slew Goliath. In English translations this usually gets changed to “Goliath’s brother” even though the original text just said Goliath. The theory is that as David’s legend grew, this story about a less well known figure was simply attributed to him.

I got my male writing partner. Since we’re both heterosexuals I guess this is as good a time as any to prepare for dying alone

No need to write sorry. I underestimated how horrible real people are again

Yeah just thought of where I'll be and how I'll look in ten years and got super sad

Is it just me or is Kim Kardashian kind of not smart?

Remember when they killed the kid who liked country music off because they were tired of writing plot lines for him?

I hated the punk scene in high school because of all the drugs (most of which I would end up addicted to by my mid-twenties), but I grew up in DC and with the DC scene; and they were really the only people who would hang out with someone as ugly as me. So it was kind of thrust on me?

Don’t mess with my stupid memories

Serious question: aren't the Dakotas home to incredibly large Reservations and native populations?

Correction: America’s fifth whitest state. Apologies for the exaggeration

That’s definitely what’s happening. For the record, I read the first two books and then stopped because I couldn’t stand Martin’s writing style. But ten episodes covering 2,000 pages is pretty much setting yourself up to fail

I’m not doing that either. I’m making fun of white people who do that. Do you really think anyone would in 2015 earnestly write a #notallwhitepeople post on Jezebel where they bragged about never posing as a black woman and heading an naacp chapter? Ah shit. I forgot people are awful again. Anyway, I was making fun of…

What’s a matter? I hurt some white guy’s feelings?

I’m making fun of white people who don’t think white people suck because they personally haven’t sucked in this specific way.