“I kind of pooh-poohed the experience stuff when I first got here,” explained one White House official, “But this shit is hard.”

How did this man not possess the forearm strength to lift himself out of this predictament.

Wait, liberals are supposed to get compensated for their efforts?

On the eve of the inauguration, I think it’s a good time to remember that under President Obama, twenty million Americans gained health insurance, cutting the percentage of uninsured Americans to single digits; same-sex marriage was legalized; DADT was repealed; combat positions were opened to women and transgender…