The best part of all of this is that Playoff BronBron gets to start against ear-blowing weirdo Lance Stevenson. Very much looking forward to Lance doing fifteen crossovers, ending up in the exact same place, and courageously bricking a contested 18 footer in the inevitable moral-victory-close-loss in Game 3.

“Where there’s no God, there’s chaos.”

Yeah. It’s like, I want to shake him and be like FUCKING DO SOMETHING when it comes to shit like Puerto Rico and gun violence and all this and then I go OH WAIT NO KEEP DOING NOTHING PLEASE.

As a former ouch, let me just say “goalie....”

But Johnny Football has been making the media rounds and taking responsibility for his past mistakes. Maybe when Kaepernick does the same and publicly says that he’s fine with police brutality and systemic racism then NFL teams might start to pay attention again.

Didn’t know we had “Had a fistfight with a future murderer” in common. Strange, ain’t it. Anyhoo, Killmonger made the cardinal mistake, if you are going to kill someone, make sure they die. I understand that after killing Forest Whitaker, he probably thought everyone had seen enough stabbings but for a guy that killed…

Big Joker is “guaranteed.” There is no other side to this argument.

Agreed. Even though I know almost nothing about him, I guarantee that a kid born with one hand has probably been the hardest working person on every football field he’s stepped on.

I don’t give a fuck what Elway says I want this motherfucker on the Broncos.

I sincerely believe that what you think of Trump may determine where you go after you die. Trump is God’s litmus test for your soul. 

I’m just...at such a loss. There seems to be absolutely nothing good about this man. Every day reveals another layer of monstrosity, another affront to basic human decency. Some days it’s hard to believe that a person like this exists in the world - but then you have to contend with the fact that tens of millions of…

For the life of me, I just don’t understand what people like about this man?!

How dare that old man get his blood on that nice expensive floor!

Trump on how he responds to a crisis in real life:

He’s right, you know. All you have to do is point to that 12 hour stretch where the entire planet goes dark at once while the sun passes behind the flat disk of Earth. Frankly I’m surprised nobody has noticed this nightly phenomenon yet.

Damn right you do! My sugar grit-lovin’ Black ass will be chillin’ in Wakanda too!

Look, I’m gonna keep putting sugar on my grits like my grandma showed me and I’m gonna smuggle my ass into Wakanda if I have to and start a sugar-grits underground.

Grope Chicks.

I tell kids there’s no set path. It’s only about work ethic—if they work hard enough, they can do it in any country.

Username checks out.