The taller they are, the Tacko they fall?

He tried to spring forward but had to fall back?

Don’t forget the fantastic soundtrack. I will still occasionally pull up Youtube and bump Rhythm of the Night.

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

“...I do wish I could rub a lion’s mane and feel the musculature, etc...”

T-minus 10 minutes until some sports guy declares this, "The worst thing to ever happen to New Orleans," before sort of apologizing and then doubling down. 

A QuIIet Place.

The crazy part is she still stands by her claim that the five kids were guilty and the guy whose DNA matched and confessed was just another accomplice.

Each team should get a set number of Crime Points that can be assigned to individual players as crimes are committed, and once a player reaches, say, 51 Crime Points then a graduating set of punishments would be assigned by the league based on the player’s total Crime Points over a 3-year period. After 3 years, the…

If it isn’t on the bill, you don’t owe it. File this under - reasons US tipping culture should be eliminated.

Bledsoe caught the ball, he should not have been removed from the game.

“Girl screaming no”

“Today the US Attorney brings charges against Michael Avana.... Avanti... Avennnot gonna practice law anymore, anyway.”

Oh well. Sorry Tucker. Sometimes there are reactions to what you do or say. If I do something dumb in traffic I will get a hearty fuck you and middle finger, may not like it but deserve it, piss off large numbers of people and you may get some public chiding. Enjoy the curses as you have earned plenty to offset such…

Melania on their wedding night:

For reference:

“How about some Trail of Tear-iyaki Wings?!”

Right??    How about the Just Don’t Go To This Racist Restaurant EVER Outdoor PopUp Barbecue instead?

About 40 years.

If you’re not big on liquor, try the Rwandan geno-cider.

Arbeit Macht Frei Crab Legs.