But they don’t want those Federal Programs cut. They like their corn subsidies, and being allowed to graze their cows real cheap, and being able to hunt on public lands. They want social security when they are old, and unemployment when they are out of a job, and disability when they get hurt. Those are the good…

Cool? I’m glad he’s financially stable, and I like watching him play football, but none of that changes the fact that his shit is played out and annoys the fuck out of me.

(checks playoff stats) Nope, no passes yet.

Contestant Biffs Gimme Question

Looks like Bethancourt ...

Yeah, I figured. The world of smug satisfaction/superiority knows no bounds, I guess.

Just like he does during sehhxxy sex times with the missus.

“Well, I’m sorry if you just can’t handle a fan of sport making sure the rules are followed, good sir.”, the dickbag says, just before calling the HOA about those infernal children selling their damned lemonade down the street.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Whatever it means, I’m pretty sure I - a white guy - should never use it.

Cmon, you really think the FBI would leak unverified, possibly bogus or meaningless information about one presidential candidate days before an election? That sure would be crazy, if that was a thing the FBI ever did.

They didn’t want to make too much of a splash.

Passing on the fastbreak? Malik will have nun of that.

Literally every Trump voter:

Bullshit. Joe Jackson is a no talent hack who only got to where he did by exploiting his children’s talents with no regard for their well being. He has no place being elected to the hall of fame.

Counterpoint: Fuck Curt Schilling with a rusty drill in his bloody ankle hole. Until Bonds and Clemens get in (and even then) Nazi Curt should be left out.

First they came for the Jews, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the blacks, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the gays, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the Mexicans, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the baseball writers, and I said “BY GOD THE SANCTITY OF THE HALL OF FAME MUST BE DEFENDED!!!!”

Some people just REALLY want to get out of Detroit.

Maybe one for one day. You might be happy about saving a life on Monday, just a little relieved to save another on Tuesday. Melancholy about the life saved Wednesday, but by Thursday on the way home, you’d run that motherfucker over yourself.

Mr. Clean gets rid of abortion rights