Even without knowing a thing about his particular case, you know full well that no federal prosecutor would dare arrest a sitting US Congressman and his wife without being 110% the man is guilty!

And while I wont advocate such actions, I wouldn’t be exactly unhappy!

If you’re not big on liquor, try the Rwandan geno-cider.

Explains why ESPN recently eliminated the comments section below their articles.

I envy you people that have been able to quit the Chargers. As much as I am looking forward to football starting, I’m also dreading watching the Chargers dick away leads every week and constantly lose in spectacular ways that absolutely break fans hearts.

Hows about we just skip ahead to the not guilty verdict and the $1.00 settlement(slap in the face) from the city.

I was just about to state the same. Stand your ground is anti, not pro black people. Hell, that black woman who fired a warning shot into the sky got 20 years!

If you see someone driving a nice, expensive sports car, and they’re grinding the gears every time constantly, would you say something to them, because you understand that continuing to drive the car like that is only going to ruin the car and the driver’s enjoyment of driving it?

What we don’t understand is why.

- Statement from one of the judges:

If you aren’t already an NFL CB, I could give you a handgun and you couldn’t cover Brown.

“I’d get kicked out [of] the black community, because blacks, we’re supposed to have a monolithic thought.”

Am I the only one who is sitting at work, silently mouthing all the words to make sure I know them?

I thought the whole YA movie thing was dead and buried?

This is horrible. Guess I have to go try and look up what happened next.

I was picturing the longest Conga line in cemetery history!

We’re a a nation of 300 million people, and there are some bad people, there are some racist people, but on balance we are not a racist country, we’re not an unjust country.

I’d honestly be fine bumping speedy down and inserting slowpoke Rodriguez in his place.

Not only would I watch the Jerkoff video, but I’d specifically ask if they can add in the Benny Hill music in post production. Might as well make the most out of it.

That guy looks like a literal clown.