I don’t even like cereal if the milk was just left on the counter for 10 minutes let alone microwaved hot! Good god that’s gross!

That’s why I have consented to searches of my car at traffic stops- if I don’t consent then the situation escalates.

And if they did, you just know Fox and Friends will be there Monday morning to label the action “a terrorist chest cross” or some silly shit like that!

I was just in Georgia last week visiting family and the political commercials from right leaning candidates were insane. I honestly thought I was watching a sketch comedy show Kemp popped up talking about using his truck to round up illegals.

I guess that’s why the Browns have a long list of men they’ve burned!

Bruh...Hoggish Greedly is the President, Dr Blight is Sec of Education, and Looten Plunder runs the EPA.

If the NFL was a bar, then the Browns would be the disgusting girl you take home at 2am because it’s better than nothing. For Foles, he’s basically at the 11pm stage of his career. Wait for something better.

For 31 teams, it would take balls, but turning down the Browns is a no-brainer. The only players that willingly go to Cleveland are broken down husk of their former selves looking for one last paycheck.

Crying+Cat face+Meat on a stick+Poop Emojis would have summed up the story nicely.

Is it weird that while reading this article, I could almost smell ribs and hear Earth wind and Fire?

Wow! Did they bring the guy who cancelled Firefly out of retirement for one day so he could axe three quality shows?

I love seeing articles that start with the words “A Florida man”. Those 3 words signal that you are in for a treat!

I’m moving to Virginia next week.

“Whatcha watchin’? LOOKS RACY!” It’s the worst feeling, especially when you get older and realize the wily coot did that shit on purpose.

Just a photo of a group of people who don’t care for Donald Trump. Melania included probably.

Is a Marine E-5 that big of a deal? Because it doesn’t mean too much in the Navy.

I’ve always wondered: where do black people learn to do the Electric Slide?

I never played crossfire, nor knew another kid who had it, but damn that commercial was badass. CROSSFIRE!

He’s like the little engine that could, except he never ever will get over that hill!

Can the brain vomit?