Only 3 Red Zone turnovers? Yawn. Our guy Rivers could have done 4.

The Chargers tried this against the Broncos last week, but Norv had to radio in to Rivers that it's actually the other team that's supposed to fake a cramp during your own hurry up offense.

Eh, I didn't see that news item until just now because I've been busy doing fun things outside. We love the Chargers, we just love the beach and good weather and surfing and delicious craft beer a little more. But, like, go team and shit.

My buddy asked me at halftime why I was so concerned. Because it's the Chargers, that's why. You just never know. Aaaannnnnd I was right, in a sick sort of way. Thank god the weather here is so good. Also, hot chicks. We've got lots of those.

It's actually called the UT San Diego now, which is silly. Thanks for the retro reference to the Union Tribune. Brings back memories...from 2011.

Last graph: Funny how you (we) say "ice the game" to mean winning the game, which is a positive connotation, but the phrase "ice the kicker" means to screw him up, which is a negative connotation. Words are fun! Everyone else was thinking the same thing, right?

"Or should I say ... TOP OF THE OLYMPICS TO YE?!!"

Thank you for coming to SD to spend your hard earned farm money. Please remember you're only allowed in PB. Now go and be douches for a week.