nah, it would be cool if the xbox complimented you on your gaming "Awwww shit son - NICE"

Man, I really wish you could customize the phrase you say to the Kinect to record things:

I think you took my offhand remark about lasthitting and assumed that I am constantly getting berated for missing creeps because I'm terrible at it, when the exact opposite is true: I'm actually pretty good at it, and only miss creeps when I play ADC and my support lets us get completely zoned by the other support and…

People make mistakes... it's just the reality of competitive play. Even the pros fuck up. So I sincerely doubt the person chewing me out has done everything perfectly in the game. And you know what? Yelling at me is not going to make me lasthit better. So it's fucking pointless to do so.

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

Fail. Theme song plays just fine in my mind.

Well, you know, feet spread reasonably so as to allow access and...

The Oatmeal has it planned out correctly...

Special baby-less flights. Boom.

Vorlons vs Shadows was pretty fun...

This is Texas. Federal laws are for other states.

Okay, it's settled: At this point, I love everything about Terry Crews. EVERYTHING.

Newton's laws of motion make a helicopter inherently vulnerable to disruptions of the rear counter balancing rotor. Much like the Jesus nut will drop a helicopter from the sky, if the rear rotor is not providing the counter balancing force the helicopter will spin violently in the opposite direction of the rotors. …

I hate how she went from practical survivor who was a civil rights lawyer in her past life to complete idiot who couldn't see her man was clearly a psychopath.

my mom was all WE DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED and i am all IDK I KINDA THINK WE DO THAT KID IS DEAD SO

Pitino might actually want to watch the film and take some notes given that Savannah State was able to hold out for 15 minutes before scoring.

I'll just leave this here:-

It's an entertaining show. Nothing groundbreaking.