Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

Seriously though, we will happily accept your envelopes of water.

Everything makes me want Google Fiber :P

At this point, he began angrily shaking a bottle of ketchup, dumped it all over his once-beautiful porterhouse

Zee goggles, they do nothing!

Maybe I need to goggle the story!

I was reading some meant-to-be-insider-only blogs by physicians, and apparently it's a common point of frustration that people with fibromyalgia tend to come in with a list of 20 allergies. This is because fibro causes all this waxing and waning discomfort, and if a person takes a medication, then has a rough time,…

that seems reasonable.

I feel like Deadspin started as a sports site, and now with all the cross posting and kinja blogs it has become more of a...men's interests site? Like a men's magazine but infinitely less awful. I, for one, like being able to find articles that suit all my interests in one place and Albert mixes food and humor in a…

It drives me crazy when someone orders a martini or specialty drink from the bar and decide they don't like it and want a refund. Ummm... No. You saw what was in it. You ordered it. Either suck it up and drink it or don't but you still need to pay for it.

Some people are not as dedicated to thoroughness in their rankings, I guess.

congratulations, you've won the internet's worst idea of the day award!

Maybe you should stop dating beverages.