I think it is really important to have a friend who you can trade nasty ass stories with. So what I am saying, is Mark, will you come over to drink moonshine and talk about gross stuff like the time I got a bunch of splooge in my hair and tried to mask the smell with a Clinique Happy sample I got at the mall? I will…

I wash my ladyfolds daily - and rinse - as should you your turtlenecked rascal. Dead skin, which sloughs daily, rots and breeds bugs which then excrete and add to the ongoing aroma.

You are preaching to the penis-washing choir here.

Hmmm... confession time? I once left my Mooncup in for a week on accident. It was the end of my period, and I had completely forgotten it was there. When I finally remembered and took it out, the stench was horrific. Completely vomit-worthy. I seriously feared that I was going to get some sort of horrific infection…

Wait, you don't just do it every day? I thought we were supposed to do it every day.