I don’t think it was the long lead that got Merrifield picked off, it was the staring at his phone to the exclusion of all external stimuli.

Every year I tell myself there will be no more Colon highlights to watch. Every year I am happily disappointed.

If I know anything about sports fans—and people in general—an official campaign from the organization and possible sanctions from the governing body to try to stop this will work great. It’ll be like that time in high school that my school’s administration made a point of telling us that any artificial “noisemakers”…

Margaret Sullivan’s media column in WaPo today had the best suggestion for how reporters should deal with Trump and his lies: the “truth sandwich.”

““Border Patrol confiscates all personal items from everyone. They take hairbands, they take shoelaces, they take belts, they take money, they take wedding rings, they take all personal items. They took the shoelaces from the children.”

“Congress and the courts created this problem and Congress alone can fix it,” she lied. “The children are not being used as a pawn and we’re trying to protect the children which is why I’m asking Congress to act,” she lied. “The voices most loudly criticizing the enforcement of our current laws are those whose…

It doesn’t get any better if you change the order within the stanza.

I’m going to remember that move next time I get into a fight.

AA meeting.

Nah, he’s going with the “I’m-just-asking-questions” defense.

Your ‘Superior Coast’ has Florida. ‘Nuff said.

“It’s real, but even if it’s fake, it’s satire, which means it’s still real. Do your research, sheeple.”

NONE OF YOU GET IT! THOUGHT EXPERIMENT! LIBS AND MEDIA PWN THEMSELVES AGAIN.

Well I never would have guessed that Mike Leach is a dipshit MAGA loser

You’re really gonna question Mike Leach’s judgement? Man, you must really be in a dark place if you do that. With poor ventilation.

in the span of 24 hours, he retweeted Sebastian Gorka, Donald Trump, and Jim Rome.

It’s 9 AM on the Superior Coast. If you and Leach weren’t so lazy, you’d already be back to us.

Some very fine people on all sides EXCEPT THAT ONE

Somewhere Alex Jones is nodding vigorously as he removes his shirt. However, that’s not related to this story.

i’m doubting his hairline, comayo.