Fuck this shit.

Any other team with a stacked farm system, it would be a smart choice for Machado to sign with them. Being the White Sox, they’re just a fourth place team. This exactly encapsulates what being a White Sox fan is like.

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Don’t tape me bro!

I will not sit here and let you accuse Flacco of trying to get Jackson killed. Clearly, anyone who has watched Flacco play over his career can watch the video and know he was targeting the tight end Nick Boyle (#86) on that throw.

That GIF! It’s a twelve yard completion for -5 yards. That’s incredible.

A frayed knot.