Congratulations, Mr. canuckcharlie, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Porsche which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she gets the box off her chest.

I’ve always thought the 928 was the only decent looking pop up lighted car, thanks for ruining that. On the bright side, I can now say that all pop ups are ugly without any fine print

Congratulations, Mr. Aldairion, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Miata which this lovely lady will deliver when she finishes popping up and down.

I declared today “Underboob Monday”.

See how you are?

The rare six-light front end model.

Congratulations, Mr. Grand Moff Talkin’, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a VW Microbus which this lovely lady will deliver soon..............tis special and amazing.

I’d say 1995.

comparing running water to having a smartphone?

Woody Allen said:

That’s what the article was pointing out.

Conjures up a phrase my wife taught me about ill-advised clothing choices. “Badly wrapped sausage”

I wouldn’t immediately assume that. I worked in graphic design for AutoTrader, building ads for car dealers (MOAR STARBURSTS, PLZ). Anyway, a layout came from a Ford dealer asking for a Mustang doing a sick burnout next to their logo. The graphic artist did just that, adding a motion effect and tire smoke... to the…

Also,

Scope creep is the result of ill defined parameters and objectives.

Just wow.

I found these online about it:

Congratulations, Mr. Sauber, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a whole Chevy Impala which this lovely lady will deliver soon. Assymmetrical, you say?

This car was out at one of our vintage events. Got himself a door doughnut for his trouble.

I see SGH on his name tag. *SIGH*