Is Swallowtop an actual thing, or a dirty joke? Because my Google efforts make me think it’s the latter.

Congratulations, Mr. Ash78, CEO of Dollhair Shave Club, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Toyota Supra. This lovely lady will leaf soon to deliver it to you.

I think the kiss of death was everyone instantly calling it COTD.

Finally, something orange I can agree with.

I have to wonder what $kaycog’s hard drive looks like:

He can look at me anyway he wants.

This unprecedented COTD move came too late for one D.B. Pooper.

Something I have heard from several different old farts:

I’d like to think so. *sigh*

Oh, I was very much vocalizing my thoughts. LOL

He can hide his password wherever he wants.

“My name is Werner Brandis. My voice is my pass”-DAMMIT!

Thanks for the COTD award. I must say, in the ~15 years since I heard that one saying, I have found myself pondering which species I could eat in one sitting.

Awww shucks. Thanks. My very first COTD. :)

I bet this could fool certain car thieves at night if they see it from the right angle

It’s true. There’s still a healthy share of articles that interest me, but a number of them I only check out for the comments. Which is interesting, because on most other sites I avoid the comments section like the plague.

You take your chances when you run with scissors