Raptors are fairly intelligent and don’t really have much natural fear of humans. I’ve had them hang out in my yard before, and they’ll generally just sit there watching unless you get close. This one was stuck and able to recognize that the storm was a much bigger threat than the human was. I doubt it was…

Seriously, people have completely forgotten that they are simply rage filled skinless apes.

This is the kind of shit hurricanes throw at you, but you’re not at all prepared for. You go into it prepared for property damage. You do what you can to prepare, and make sure all your loved ones are safe. But then you walk outside after the storm to see birds, squirrels, stray cats, dogs, etc, all either injured, or…

A while back we had a hawk in our front yard. It was just walking around all day. So my girlfriend and I approached it and it was very calm. He started following us around. We ended up bringing it inside and it was just chilling watching us. We were stumped as to what to do because he wouldn’t leave. So we called a…

You do realize you’re a massive ape, right? You could easily take a hawk on in mortal combat.

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. That thing could turn on you and fuck you up out of nowhere for almost no reason at all.

Pffff, I bet they only hired her because she’s really, really good at her job.

I just watched this at least 30 times in a row and was crying laughing by the 20th time. “What the fuck, Richard?”

Coaches were at a loss to explain whose fault the play was, since the players are all nice boys from good families.

Does that count as a successful two-point conversion?

Not really fair. Pooping out some football is the Arena League’s entire business model.

Well at least now he has a handicap

One in hole!