Nissan Versa hands down

They skipped the last category, Best Used Car for People Who Hate Cars: Kia Optima.

Or because its a reliable truck that drives like a car, gets good MPG, and doesn’t have the “tiny dick” syndrome of truck bro buyers.

“Best Used Sports Car” Debatable? 

My guess as to why the Ridgeline is the runner-up pickup is because so many people trade them in after realizing they’re driving a minivan with the back cut off 

Did a Dodge Charger make runner up for “Best Used Sports Car”? Was there crack mixed in with my lunch?

Can the IIHS tackle DRL LEDs that are so bright the driver thinks their headlights are on even when they’re not? I run into this all the time now, because dashboards are always lit, even with the headlights off, and DRLs are so bright the owners think their lights are on. I’ve been stuck behind someone without their…

I always wished they would build the Tahoe to take on the Land Cruiser, but all their built to take on is boat ramps and children. 

If I had Marissa’s Yahoo severance package, I could start planning that SpaceX trip out to lunar orbit that I’ve dreaming about for so long. That would still leave whatever she has left from her Google cash out...

All I know is I am still waiting for Marissa Mayer to be arrested.  

See, this re-enforces my idea that CEOs are morons.

Just because America has wildly inequitable compensation doesn’t mean Ghosn wasn’t being compensated fairly in Japan. He was doing fine and left Nissan out to dry. To be clear, if Ghosn hadn’t started messing up Nissan Japan, he would not have been arrested. He deserves to be arrested, but he was definitely getting…

More recent example: Mcdonalds CEO.

$200B a year in revenue, $17M a year in compensation. His compensation was .0085% (that’s .000085) of revenue. Seems reasonable to me.

The Frontier has become competitive by default due to its low price and you can still use it like a truck... meaning reach over the side of the bed and grab something out of it.

And they do less work #fucksports

rich people. 

Footballers for one

Who the hell makes 17m a year and complains?  I’m sorry, but screw this asshole.

Nissan was getting it for awhile. Remember cars like the 350Z and Altima were, at the time, very competitive. But then nothing developed beyond that...sad, as they were always one of my favorite brands.