I keep envisioning their pitch simply being this:

I swear to fucking God Greg if Billy is the one who writes about the U.S. game because you’re on Jim Carrey watch I’ll be PISSED.

This headline should read:

You can’t make me, I love Mustang II’s already. They’re like a Pinto Brougham and that’s two parts perfect right there. My favorite is the navy blue and saddle Ghia.

Today I learned: there’s a real life Kenny Powers, and of course he’s a stunt man

Thanks, but I can’t take the credit. Google translate added VIN as a language last week.

I was looking for an excuse...

I can’t help but think that the angry folks criticizing ESPN for giving Jenner the Arthur Ashe Award are the same ones who would have criticized ESPN for naming an award after Arthus Ashe in the first place.

On a slightly unrelated note, the exhaust on that Scat Pack sounds amazing.

Serious answer: Katie Baker.

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OMG! Spaz

Always wanted one and at what the hell price point I’m in ... NP

Hell, I live in the metro DC area and I wouldn’t know who she was if she was running me over for being a no-name government peon.

But she is the new poster child of a certain type of person in this area.

That's a well cropped picture.

Hey Captain! Open up! We've got to install these microwave ovens!

Warranty. If you have $20 in your bank account, and can only afford $200 a month, you can't afford to fix anything.

I see Chip Kelly is playing in a fantasy league with a utility position.

There was an old post on FJM—I can't remember if it was Ken Tremendous or Junior, but the gist of it was: ESPN should start a new show called "What time is it?" They could bring out various experts to argue about what time the clock read and, at the end, the audience would have some vague notion of what time it…