I think I know who this article is really meant for:

Here is the thing (and I'm sure I'm about to piss a lot of people off, but I'm going to say it anyway): Both of my sons are autistic. They were autistic before they had their shots, and we saw signs before they were vaccinated. We vaccinated them anyway, because vaccines do not cause autism.

Don't back off. I'm the mother of a kid with autism and that somehow didn't make me take my head in both hands and jam it up my rectum, so why should he be let off the hook?

I've reached a point in my life where I just roll my eyes and stay quiet if I ever overhear some asshole's racist, homophobic, bigoted, etc. rant. It's not worth wasting breath or energy to argue. People have stupid opinions all the time and blasting every last person who has one is an exercise in futility.

http://howdovaccinescauseautism.com

Even aside from the terrible exploitation of the athletes, in the vast majority of cases, big-time college athletics don't provide revenues for the actual colleges, for the actual schools. The athletic departments pull in tons of money, which gets distributed to coaches and ADs and gets spent on fancy facilities and…

I'm really sick of these thugs and the constant attention they get on this website. Can we go a couple of weeks without mentioning the NCAA?

The NFL Player Interview lives somewhere between Oil Company Press Release and LinkedIn Endorsement From One's Own Mom on the spectrum of honest, interesting information.

Shit happens when you party in what looks like a mall food court, apparently.

This video is a few iMovie effects away from being Kenny Fuckin Powers level.

Mark it zero.

I hate to be the guy always asking for the explanation, but WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS MEAN?

Harbaugh has obviously never dealt with an autistic child. Do you know the type of enthusiasm required to know every Cabinet member of every President by the time you're 9 years old?

The only time I've ever gone to a casino has been with Tommy Craggs. He's obsessed with following the probabilistic rules of proper gambling, focusing on "the process" instead of playing blackjack in a way that might possibly be enjoyable. It's like watching an old man slowly masturbating to CSPAN without any of the…

• She just realized she's condemned herself to a lifetime of saying THE Ohio State University, which simply can't be done without sounding like a complete asshole.

All this show did was make a bunch of sheltered, oblivious, middle-class Americans feel very smart about themselves. Out here, stuck in real life with the rest of us, it was just another day in the courthouse.

Meanwhile, nothing but joy at the Clausen household

This is a swiss-cheese, these have gone for over 750k previously so this is hardly an insane price.