I broke my arm when I was 13. When they took off the cast, my tendons had healed a little too tight. I found out that I could throw a baseball incredibly fast. I got signed to a major league team and did really well closing out games. I eventually reinjured my arm later in the season and had to retire. But I’ll always…

Wait a second. I thought putting a foot in your mouth was a Ryan objective?

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Bæ means poop. “æ” and “ae” are not the same thing.

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“makes zero sense.”

The pocket does not generally include the webbing. The webbing is to allow flexibility so your thumb and pointer finger can collapse. You can hold your hand up and mimic closing your hand in a glove. The goal is to try and catch the ball in the pocket (between your palm to your thumb and pointer) typically marked by a…

The webbing is there to catch the ball, after it is initially taken into the center of the glove. The palm of the glove is padded for this, you’re not supposed to take it directly into the palm of your hand, but deflect it into the webbing or pocket. This can also be done in the opposite manner, depending on the…

The announcer is Mike Bordick, you may have heard of him, he played baseball at the professional level for a bit...

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

A disheveled woman in slippers, jeans, and a winter fair isle sweater, JANE, reads these descriptions and despairs. She glances around her home, trudges to the stand of bottles by the window, and, with stunning elegance, opens and swigs from the illegal Cuban rum in one fell swoop. She ponders life in American society…

Can we all agree that “Anti-Aging” clinics are just a fresh way to get designer drugs? I mean looking back at it all now, between the Balco, that MLB report that had all the dopers names, that shady Florida clinic that A-Rod went to (Go Yanks), and now this. The common denominator is sleazy anti-aging or health…

As the mother of sons and daughters and grandmother to grandsons and granddaughters I can honestly say no one seems to have more fun with his penis than a little boy. I once walked into the living room and saw my three year old, naked and spraying piss in the air as he spun in a circle. Apparently he was inspired by a…

Additionally, he will not be allowed to watch the first four weeks of football next season.

WOAH WOAH WOAH. My wife is Turkish and with that her family/friends are Turkish and I know many of them. One of her cousins posted this earlier today:

About damn time.

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.