I think democrats are pansies, but I believe in social and economic equality. I’m pro choice and have nothing against the lgb-whatever alphabet soup you are using today to identify. But I also loves me some guns. Am I Alt-Left?

ga hooooooooo gle

My aunt eats ketchup on steak... ok fine, it doesn’t fuck up my meal. But she and my grandmother think it’s acceptable to buy a fresh cake, freeze it for a month, and then look at me like I’M in the wrong when I complain that it is dry as hell and ruined.

Awesome. Whoopdieshit is my go to phrase, though I would probably spell it differently and throw a hyphen in there... whoopdee-shit.

I have a 140 IQ, scored 800 on SAT verbal back when that was good, and have no idea what the FUCK a “bourgie” is. Is it related to a slider, maybe with pork instead of beef? I don’t know. I’ve heard “bougie” but never from a wonderbread ass white girl

I’m anti political and I say dump star wars, maybe come up with an original movie? Been a LOOOOONNNGGGG time since I have come across one of those.

Anybody who gets all meta about grey comments should be... I dunno, branded as a graycist

DC Vertigo. That’s all I fuck with- Preacher, 100 Bullets, Transmetropolitan are some of the best. I don’t do superheroes other than the real hardcore Batman stories. Although I did read Age of Apocalypse vol 1-4 recently and didn’t hate it (I’ve been team DC since the trading cards in the early 90s). Punisher MAX was…

I think boost beats all these, $50 unlimited-throttled at 22gb- 8gb tethering. The only thing is my LTE in the NYC area rarely goes over 2mbps

People still smoke Mexican brick trash? I couldn’t find it if I wanted it. And I would not mind copping a $300 quarter pound for a rainy day.

There’s another kind?

Wickr- let’s you set a self destruct 30 seconds up to a few days after the recipient opens the message and supposedly they don’t keep the messages on the servers

He also killed a dude in a car from the batcopter sometime in the forties, and early incarnations regularly carried a handgun

I think they should do a straight up Return of the Dark Knight with Michael Keaton- he’d be about the right age as the comic version, and you could even set it in the 1989 flick universe (I think the Joker died, but that never stopped comic characters before)

Jesse Ventura wrestlemania in the 80s? They’d never let him get away with that shit now.

If they make me a jeff jizz smoothie

+1 for settle down beavis. Can’t stand it anymore but that was my shit 25 years ago

I’m not arguing trump was the worst of 2 evils, just the only one with the power wo motivate people to get off their ass to A. participate in and B. change the system. The difference between you and I is that I could watch said change through a telescopic sight, possibly even enjoy it

Have the border dicks call the NASA boss

That’s no bargain, I have the exact same setup no contract on Boost for $50