Uh, I never said I’ve been in prison. I said I was in JAIL. Huge difference, here in MA you only go to prison if your sentence is two years or more. And for the record, the fucking state bar didn’t consider me criminal or insane. Maybe learn a little about personal responsibility.

Aw wahhhhhhhh somebody is mad they don’t have any actual skills!

Lol what? I mean, WHAT? Understand your fucking value. If you’re easily replaceable don’t act like you’re important and special. If your job is simple, don’t act like you deserve the world. You’re the childish one here, not me.

Have you ever been in jail? I have. All of us did something wrong, none of us failed to understand that. And if somebody got 5 years for possession, they didn’t just have “some weed,” they had fucking bricks of it. Don’t be so fucking obtuse, you clown.

Oh what a shame, they didn’t bother to read the contract! You’re given as much time as you need to read the fucking thing, and jobs are not scarce. Unemployment is at like 3.4%, and I can guarantee you there are at least a million coders and developers who would love to work at Riot.

And the problem with that is..? No private company is obligated to hire you, you are employed at their will and if you don’t like it, fuck off. There’s a lot of people out there dying to take the position.

Uh, a ton of people don’t live paycheck to paycheck. I sure as shit haven’t since I graduated from college.

Guess your dumb ass should have read that contract you signed, huh? Derp derp!

You wouldn’t know fascism if it kicked you squarely in the face with its jack-boot.

Hey, maybe these dumb fucks shouldn’t have signed the contract then. Derp!

Nice to see you’re also half a retard.

Supervising three employees doesn’t make you management, buddy, I had three people I supervised in my first job out of college. You’re not management unless the people above you are the fucking Board.

Uh, no. Crunch is due to assholes like you not working and reading sites like Kotaku during your work hours. If you did your fucking job like you were supposed to, you wouldn’t need to crunch.

That’s because people in Marketing are nearly as useless as people in HR. If you have zero useful skills, you get the boot. Cry about it.

That’s because “graphic designers” are glorified artists.

In our defense, the USA didn’t tank your economy, you guys did all that yourself. I will say, however, that you have some of the best bartenders I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting though.

Those bosses are “employees” too. And they were once at the bottom of the totem pole. It’s called not sucking at your job, and you move up. God forbid you have to fucking work for something in your life.

Hey, I’ve got a real crazy idea..Maybe like, don’t fucking commit crimes.

Yes they do. They absolutely do.

Wahhhhhhhhhh