That man is clearly yellow.

Cubs winning the World Series would be the worst thing ever and there’s not a close 2nd.

Thank god for the Penguin bros. If only because they made me look back at the Lakers Bros gif for the first time in a long time.

Gotta go with shitting in public. As if talking to my mom isn’t awkward enough already...

also he did songs with Linkin Park

Since some people are at work, here’s a transcript of all the useful and/or funny content in the video:

“ESPN has near-unlimited resources, enough fuck-you money to hire nearly whomever they’d like...”

What is it about the NFL that so often puts the focus on the procedural bullshit like this more so than on the athletes and games themselves? Is the sport just bureaucratically clusterfucked by nature? Is it the ineptitude of the people currently running the sport? Is it the Morts and Schefties and Peter Kings of the…

On the bright side, everyone is talking about Seattle’s bats in October. That never happens...

24 seconds of Kobe

You do, however, get your choice of barbecue sauces: smoky, spicy, or sweet.

It looks like Philbin was able to resolve that issue at practice. Tannehill looked a lot more comfortable getting intercepted during the game.

“But what I do have are a very hot set of takes, takes I have acquired over a very long career. Takes that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you apologize now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will threaten…

You really don’t think he would’ve taken the timeout of his day to help?

“He kind of freaked out and didn’t even say anything. And then Kylie Jenner pulled the finger at me and then security took them both out.”

Speaking as a woman, what I object to is people with large noses in my bathroom. I don’t care what sex they are.

It’s uncanny...

“Australia hasn’t YET shown us the ‘community spirit’ we had hoped for, or the produce to be honest…which sounds lame but it is important to us.

No love for Peyton? He made a great throw last Thursday that should be arriving any minute now.